i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Love is real

my meals in the summer

  • breakfast:3pm
  • dinner:11pm
  • more food:1am
  • midnight snack:4am
  • solluxander:

    dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all

  • me:i want the thing
  • someone:i'll buy you the thing
  • me:nonono i can't let you do that
  • madmadsmadly:

    i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model